Friday Night. Lights up on int. house.
ONDY: 96...97...
GIRL 4: What are you doing?
ONDY: Burpies...99...100. Whew.
GIRL 4: What's a Burpy?
ONDY: My New Workout plan. Beyonce does them everyday. What time are we leaving?
RANDOM GUY (offstage): Is everyone getting ready?
GIRL 4: (pressing intercom button) Yes!
ONDY: Shit. I still have to shower.
GIRL 4: Well hurry up, I still have to do my makeup.
ONDY: I'll be quick.
Ondy strips to his underwear, grabs a towel and exits offstage. GIRL 4 remains in the room and the lights begin to dim until.
GIRL 4: What is that!?
Spotlight focuses on a bright water bottle across the stage. GIRL 4 tip toes towards the bottle. She stops, looks around, then inches closer. She let's out a slight giggle of excitement. She finally rushes and grabs the bottle then hoists it into the air.
GIRL 4: Oh. My. God. I... Love... This... Cup!
(SONG: THE CUP SONG: I DON"T SEE WHY YOU WOULDN'T BE HAPPY)
As GIRL 4 finishes her number she exits to finish getting ready. ONDY Returns from his shower.
ONDY: Oh shit!
He runs off stage.
ONDY (offstage): Hey. I have to pee!
GIRL 4: You'll have to wait.
ONDY: Come on. It's an emergency!!!
GIRL 4: Ondy. I'm in the middle of putting on mascara. I cannot lose focus right now.
ONDY: Ugh!
ONDY returns on stage looks around for something anything to use. He see's the red bottle.
ONDY: Perfect.
ONDY proceeds to urinate in the red bottle.
ONDY: That's better.
Lights down.
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