ONDY and ILA stand center stage. The stage looks like a black abyss with just a spotlight on the two.ILA: Ondy, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
ONDY: What do you mean where have I been? I've been right here.
ILA: No you haven't. I've come over here everyday and you've just been sitting here in a daze not saying anything.
ONDY: Oh yeah, about that. I've been...OMG, did you watch the billboard awards last night?
ILA: OMG! Yes, it was AMAZI--wait a minute. You didn't answer my question.
ONDY: Okay, okay...Ondy has been...reinventing himself.
ILA: Go on...
ONDY: You know...my icon has taught me that in this day and age you have to grow constantly. And for that reason I am beginning a new chapter in my life.
ILA: Honestly I'm not that intrigued. You don't ev--
ONDY: This new chapter will be about change, revolution, and refinement.
ILA: Oh gosh.
ONDY: That's right, baby. I am turning over a new leaf. Embracing post-grad life with a new demeanor and a new philosophy on friends, fashion, and love.
ILA: Fashion?
ONDY: I am traversing new territory in New York City. Delving into the urban jungle to rise above the skyskrapers. Leaping across rooftops--
ILA: Dean Moody-Adams didn't mean litera--
ONDY: I am transforming all that you have known about Ondy to become a better, more inspirational, and self-proclaimed...ICON!
ILA: Well you got the self-proclaimed part right. And how will you begin this "refinement"
ONDY: Easy. The next act!
ILA: There was only one scene in the last act!
ONDY: Hush my child...it's just a matter of time.
Fog begins to the fill stage as ONDY magically disappears. ILA stands there with her arms crossed and angrily exits Stage Right.
